Irish Breakfast for Two

An absolutely delicious, albeit occasional, indulgence.

8 rashers of bacon
8 pork sausages
4 eggs, prepared as preferred
8 one inch rounds of black pudding
8 one inch rounds of white pudding
4 slices of tomato

Fry the above, then:

butter 4 slices of whole wheat bread
butter 4 slices of white toast

and, finally:

brew one large pot of very strong tea to be taken with milk and sugar